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Saturday 4th November – Some new jokes, hot off the brain

I had a couple of hours spare today so I made myself write some jokes. I hope you like them.
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You look like a vampire. No reflection on you.
My cheesemaking business only ever used to make ricotta, before we realised it didn't always have to be that whey.
To any librarians, who insist on repeatedly imitating Sir Sean Connery, he says: "Get over your shelves".
I used to describe my touchy neighbour with the white stick as 'blind', until he told me he was partially slighted.
I've just been watching some outtakes of The Clangers.
Could they not have made the word 'Abbreviation' shorter?
CS Lewis' middle name was 'Gas'.